By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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