That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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