i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
Randomize
