So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
you scattered cereal all over the floor so you could "re-trace your steps and figure out what happened." 20 min later you yelled about the mess and let the dog in to clean it up. 5 min after that you screamed since the cereal was gone. you suspected me and locked me in the bathroom so i could "think about what i'd done"
and you bit everyone who tried to let me out. no more tequila for you. EVER.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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