9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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