Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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