not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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