Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
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so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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