slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
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Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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