he looks like a really good dad on facebook
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
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His hands were made for my vagina.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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