You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
Randomize
