This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
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I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
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I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
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