it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
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This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Bring me that man meat
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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