Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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