I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
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Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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