I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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