5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
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I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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