I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
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the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
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HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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