I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
of course. lets lasso hookers.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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