another moral hangover. fuck.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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