Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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