How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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