i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
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