Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
the raccoons are back...
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