dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
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