that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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