That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
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Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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