True but thats because hes a fetus.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
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Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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