i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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