Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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