the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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