Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
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but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
operation have a gay friend backfired
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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