We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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