In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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