I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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