Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
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Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Such a big mess for such a small penis
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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