honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
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thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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