at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Vodka?
Forever.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
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I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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