I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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