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I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
He couldn't say anything coherently but shot off a perfectly timed "that's what she said" when michelle said he'd have to ride in the trunk because she didn't have enough room up front.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
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I booty called her while she was in labor.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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