I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
All I could think about when I saw her was that she could be the mother of my future first round draft picks
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
Randomize
