But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
It's shark week go big or go home
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
