I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
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