your parents love me but you hate me
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
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grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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