i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
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If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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