i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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