Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Floor bacon is actually really good
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