we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
You know it's going to be a good night when you're barking by 8:20.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
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