Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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