there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
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he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
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There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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