I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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