Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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