Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
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On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
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He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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