everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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