I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
Randomize
