You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
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