Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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